Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
