Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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