Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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