That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just invented taco cereal.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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