yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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