break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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