You really coming over, don't trick.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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