Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
ugly people sure do ruin things
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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