But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
