so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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