ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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