Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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