I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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