Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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