idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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