maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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