like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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