oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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