are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
