I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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