talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
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