She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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