if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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