Porn is love you can see.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Boobs are out for the taking
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
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