I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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