I'm pants shitting drunk right now
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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