If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
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