So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Randomize
