shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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