More tranny stories later!
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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