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not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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