brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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