i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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