so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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