I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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