hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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