Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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