Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you win again, gameday.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
