what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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