this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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