Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm really into asian looking animals
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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