does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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