Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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