i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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