Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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