She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
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