i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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