what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
It was confusing and full of hummus
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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