did you get engaged???
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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