Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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