He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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