what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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